outtherecomic.com/d/20080507.html Out There - Wednesday, May 7, 2008 Miriam: Hi Ari. You guys eating, drinking, or both?/Ari: Hi Mir. We'll both have the vegetarian chili and some spring water.//Miriam: Oh, of course. My mistake, I forgot you don't drink./Ari: It's okay, Mr. Rod here knows I'm a pathetic lush.//Miriam: It's not true at all, Rod. She's a successful and highly respected lush./Rod: I'll consider that next time she demands a raise.//Miriam: Well, since that's out in the open, what do you really want to drink?/Rod: Scotch and soda./Ari: Still Just the water for me.//Rod: She sets such a shining example, I'm half considering switching to water myself./Miriam: I'm not./Ari: That will be all, Waitress.