outtherecomic.com/d/20060810.html Out There - Thursday, August 10, 2006 James: What's up, angry lookin' dude?/Chuck: That was Miriam. She's got a guy with her. She's not coming alone.//James: Man, I warned you about those internet chicks! Why do you gotta be so dumb, man? Why don't you find yourself a girl right here in P-town?//Chuck: James, when's the last time you had a girlfriend?/James: Man, I don't need no girlfriend! I get all the action I can handle without havin' nobody tyin' me down!//Chuck: Uh huh. And this alleged action occurs when, while you're at work or while you're here watching TV every night?/James: Dude, I don't need to be sharin' my love secrets with the likes of you! 'Specially when I'm missin' the game!